OH SHIT!!! ROCKUMSOCKUM ROBOTS ON STERIODS
Arriving in a package weighing 850 lbs. (!), these Robot Boxing Machines ($17,000) take recreational robot warfare to a new level. You and buddy each climb inside one of the beasts, and use a thumb-triggered button and two independent joysticks to activate the pneumatic-powered, tire-tread-fisted arms, while a Honda gas engine powers the hidden wheels, letting you float like a tank at up to 3 mph for up to five hours of fighting. Just the thing to liven up your holiday gatherings.
Mark Matlock
They should jump-start a new “Robot Wars” with these things… I never knew why they ended that show. If thing else these could be a cool addition to the traveling fair circuit.