Palatov DP4

THEE DICKS

MISERABLE DICK
When the guy is extremely handsome.
He says the right things,
does the right things.
When it comes to sex,
he is lacking in this department.
He sucks your tits too hard,
kisses your mouth too long,
stays around your neck forever,
fingers you like a GYN Doctor,
licks your pussy like he was in a track meet
and has a very small dick.
You try to give him some head
and only find that you are actually
sucking a pacifier.
This is so miserable.
You think,
“how can a guy so fine,
so polite,
have weak game?”
To top everything off ladies,
how about just when in your mind
your going to try to get the best out of this,
even if you have to make yourself cum
and he beats you to the punch.
DAMN, I cannot believe he came in 3 minutes!!!

TOLERABLE DICK
This is funny dick.
He eats major pussy.
He eats it so good,
your knees feel a little weak.
It was good enough to make you shed a tear.
Then he puts his dick in,
for you to realize that you cannot really feel it!!
His stroke is irregular and non-rhythmic.
You work with it by riding out on it
as if you were in a Wild Wild West Movie.
You hold your pelvic real tight
and try to visualize the last big dick
you had to get your mind off this
less than filling dick.
It’s funny because in the man’s mind he’ll say,
that we just have big pussy’s
from having too much sex
and that is why we cannot feel him.
Only for them to forget
that the pussy is a muscle
that accommodates the size of the penis.
If she has had children already
it will only shrink so much.

INTERNET DICK
Well, how would we define this type of dick?
You see,
online they talk a damn good game.
You meet and you fuck.
The catch is you had an orgasm online,
over the phone and a fake orgasm in person.
But, there are some Internet dicks
that are exceptions to this definition.
Bottom line.
HE COULD NOT MAKE YOU CUM!!

I went to Andriette Karts and Games in Alpheretta. The indoor Go Karts are insane. So I could only imagine this would be extreme!!!