Dartz $1.5 Million Monaco Red Diamond Armored SUV

CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!

Billed as the world’s most expensive, luxurious and strongest armored car. A controversy ensued over the kooky company’s plan to use genuine whale penis leather for the interior, echoing the upholstery on Aristotle Onassis’ famed yacht the Christina O. After Pamela Anderson protested the move, Dartz declared it would spare the whale’s private parts. Now the company has finally unveiled the finished product at the Top Marques Monaco show. It features a matte black and ruby red paintjob, gold-plated bulletproof windows, 22′ Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels, tungsten and white gold gauges decorated with diamonds and rubies, an additional outside kevlar coating, and a custom Vertu mobile phone with a panic button. The interior is leather and vinyl made to look like whale skin. It also comes with three bottles of the world’s most expensive vodka, RussoBaltique, another Dartz sideline adorned with yet more gold and diamonds.