TALK TO ME!!!

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HAPPY FRIDAY LIFERS, TODAYS QUESTION IS WHAT IS SOMETHING THAT YOU SAID WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE OR HEARD SOMEBODY SAY THAT USE TO CRACK YOU UP? LIKE FOR ME IT WAS CALLING SOMEBODY AN AFRICAN BOOTY SCRATCHER LOL!!!!!!!!

TALK TO ME!!!!!

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  1. Well someone called me this….. ROOTY-POO. to this day i have no idea what it means, but i laughed every time she called me that.

  2. i dont know why, but when me and sis where younger, one of us would always drop to our knees and say “im ur height, wanna fight” i think we were makin fun of midgets. it makes no sense but to this day we still laugh about that.

  3. get outta here ya mustard head that still cracks me up

  4. What’s your biggest regret?

  5. I don’t know… Ok, I got one…

    My older cousin used too always come over, and when I was sad she would always say this saying off of the movie “Bringing Down The House” with Steve Martin and Queen La’Tifah.

    She would always say: “Mum, mum is the marcercelly’s marrow, YES, YES!!!!”

    I don’t know… It just made me crack up…

    (Loving them Dondria mixtapes by the way..!!!)

  6. I heard my cousin tell his sister..”apple jack, apple jack, sheree ain’t got no hair in the back”….LMAO..CRYING!!!

  7. SLIDE SLIDE SLIP N SLIDE, YO MOMMA AINT GOT NO HAIR ON THE SIDE. Keep in mind, you can replace “yo momma” with somebodys name. Shit use to crack me up, especially if they really aint have no hair on the sides

  8. i remember playing the dozens wit my crew and my fave line was yo mama so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out its lame now but bak in the day that ish was HILARIOUS!!

  9. my grandma says that she is going to Snap and Eat, like wth does that mean but it cracks me up everytime

  10. oh and then there was “slide slide slippity slide airel aint got no hair on the side” omg, it was even funnier when they was singin it to the girl.

  11. From the Rooter to tha Tooter. Still a Klassick in my book.

  12. im thinkin this was a New Orleans thing….lol

  13. JD what’s good my g. LTL all day shots out to everybody in the oceans keep doin yall thang haters kan suck a dick and die lmao

  14. If somebody farted and touched somebody else then they had the fart touch and everybody had to yell Twinkies so they wouldnt get it. I got the fart touch everytime cuz i was laughin so hard i couldnt say Twinkies. But wat got me is if it was somebody who didnt kno what was goin on and u gave them the fart touch, these mafuckas would really be mad! Like u really put fart on them! How the hell r u a kid and u cant take a joke? LAME!

  15. My mom calls people Ugmo (pronounced Ug-moe)

  16. No disrespect but when I was young in Chicago I would hear the term Bull Dagger and I would laugh until I found out what it really meant. I don’t mean to offend anyone but it was the term that meant a woman who dressed like a man and dated women, and I would say thats a boy not a bull momma.

  17. its when my cousin acts stupid and says stuff an example is when he says “Ya Donut Sausages Ya”. it says it in this vouce he uses lol

  18. Luv me some..ROOTY-POO..lol
    POO-PUTT…LOL
    and throwback…BABBY…i.e. “ol girl is babby” (might just be an ATL saying, not sure)

  19. Ahah hearing that’s how you kno you big whenYou so Fat you snore even when you ain’t sleepin ahaha

  20. My older cousin would always make me laugh when she sang this rediculous song with my name in it… “Cici my playmate come out and play with me!” Lol

  21. I remember poeple saying you perpin or you a perpertraitor (is this even a word?) LOL

  22. “U-G-L-Y you aint got no aliby. YOU UGLY! yea yea YOU UGLY! M-A-M-A how you think you got that way? YO MAMA wat wat YO MAMA!!”

  23. I remember growin up my mom used 2 tell me seldom visits makes for a lifetime of friends…Y thats funny is because she didn’t have friends…I was active in tha streets i was just a networker..She was mean all tha time ….O yea and it’s always funny 2 hear somebody woofin they gone do something but when he went from ” Ni@@a I’m just Sayin tho…to I’m just playin yo”….lol

  24. A family friend named Charlie Mae who my grandma use to make sweet potato pies for would always come outside without shoes on. So I use to call her, “Charlie Miss Mae wit the dirty foot.” LMFAO!

  25. Oh yeah..I know it aint right but ” u fat f@ck”…u cant do nothin but crack a smile

  26. My dad used to always say “what its gone be 4 all the tea in china all the fish in the sea all the hog in the mawgs” and he would go on saying stuff for like 5 mintes

  27. When I was a kid whenever someone said they had HBO that meant you had Haitian Body Odor. Other than that if you were called a Caka Poopoo that was fightin’ words

  28. Lol @ Kellie M. prolly so

  29. that would be “L 7 weenie” or “FOREVVERRR” from The Sandlot

  30. when me and my friend used to say he had the double gutts instead of the bubble gutts when he wrote me from the army! lol

  31. Lol. It wasn’t funny then, but, it cracks me up today. I was a late bloomer. My brother use to tease me and call me “Young & The Breast-less”. He can’t try that today though!

  32. hahah.. when i was in the 3rd grade we used to walk up the block of my school after lunch in 2 straight lines so there’s pairs.. and we would sing this everyday.

    “reese’s pieces buttercup mess with me and i’ll kick your butt. bang bang choo choo train let my see you do your thang. i can’t. why not? i just can’t. why not? cos my back aching my bras too tight my hips shaking from left to right. left right left right. see my pinky. see my thumb. see my fist you better run”

    LOL. i will never for get that song. 12 years and still remember it haha.

  33. i heard this little kid say this along time ago “cry baby cry baby go suck yo momma titties” that shit had me rolling

  34. I’m from Gary, home of the Jacksons, and one that was big here was “Heffas or heifers.” Anything with Heffas in it was funny to us. Fast tail lil heffa was a good one. As in ” stay from round Ree Ree nem down the street cause they some fast tail lil heffas and gon get you in trouble.”

    We would even put heffa into songs. Any song that had “Baby” in it could be replaced and we would sing it. Example Barry White’s Practice What You Preach: Heffa there’s something wrong with me/ everytime I’m alone with you… Try it, it still works to this day, gimmie any song with baby in the hook and we can throw heffa in it.

  35. that boys will buggs the hair off of a net’s ass

  36. My Mom always used to say “You likkle penny wrinkle” (patois) took me some time to figure out what i THINK it is lol.

  37. I remember when my parents would ask one of us to do something and if we were to slow in doing it, they would say,”MAKE IT SNAPPY NAPPY”. lol, that means hurry up.

  38. My step father used to call me and my bro numb nuts which I thought was always funny.

  39. mine was from any thing we used to say when we cracked on each other or as we called it in tha A (JONE’INN) like : yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck, yo mama so skinny she can hoola hoop wit a cheerio, or just any thing talking bout somebody mama. To be a kid again would be great!

  40. we used to say this funny quote, your mama my mama hanging out clothes my mama socked your mama in the nose. Did it hurt ?lol

    also you step on a crack you break your mama back

  41. I remember 2 that still have me rollin 2day!

    My grandma would always say,”You still got Similac on your breath!” to any1 that was younger than her but thought they knew some sh*t!…….lmao

    My aunt was famous for saying,”I remember when u were just a wink in ur daddy’s eye!” and that made us say WTF even when we weren’t suppose to know curse words!………lol (gr8 times)

  42. When I was little me and my cousin made up a song about my Granny lol. It goes: My greasy old got a hole in pantie, big behind like Frankenstein she goes beep beep beep down sesame street. That still cracks me up to this day to think about it LMFAO! We never used to sing it around my Granny tho she would have killed us lol.

  43. you egg headed gizzert, that was the main punch line i said to someone rite before i whoop their asses. i thought it was african booty scratcher not snatcher… My two new ones I use are buggawolfe and thundermonkey haha u gotta spread that one around JD

  44. JD you say “African Booty Snatcher” But when I was youngerwe said “African Booty Scratcher” I still use that one. It was so funny we would always say that when we were joking or clownin each other and that was the worst diss. We had so much fun back then I’m cracking up as I’m writing this LMAO!!! 🙂

  45. I’ll never forget the time me and my family went on a cruise, and my parents were telling me i had to leave the pool and get ready for dinner, so i started crying cuz i wanted to stay out on that deck all day. but then my cousin was like, “c’mon tutu, u can’t stay out here in this sun, do u wanna look like that guy? like the bottom of a burnt chocolate chip cookie?” young, i was rofl off that one and i still do every time i think about it.

  46. Remembers when i was little n me and my sis would argue and one time she made me mad!! I went to my mom and said Mommy!! She called me a major jerk!! My mom burst out laughing cuz I was only 5 and my sis was 8…Remembers ppl used to say Cry baby Cry baby suck your momma’s titties…n remembers watching reruns from the little rascals n loving Froggy I would go around saying his line Aaaawww shuddddupp!! Lol

  47. Before a fight girls used to say bitch ima molly wop yo ass lmao

  48. Root and tooty fresh and fruity!

    I don’t know why but that always cracks me up.

  49. FOR ME IT WAS WHEN I WOULD WATCH CARTOONS WITH MY SISTER AND SHE WOULD MAKE FUN EVERY CARTOON THE WHOLE AND SAY SHIT LIKE “HOW IN THE RUGRATS THEY NEVER CHANGE THEY CLOTHING!? I MEANS DOES TOMMY WALK AROUND IN THE SAME PAMPER EVERYDAY!? AND WHY DOES CHUCKIE SOUND LIKE HE HAS A COLD ALL THE TIME!? LMAFO! AFRICAN BOOTY SCRATCHER WAS A FUCKIN CLASSIC! LOL!

  50. When I sneeze, I say shit instead of making that sneeze sound like “uh chow!!” I go “She-it!!” lol! People be laughing their ass off when I do that because I do unattentionally. I never realize that I was doing it until my friends told me about it. I still do it to this damn day; she-it! Theres a lot of silly things I said that crack people up, It’s just too many for me to explain right now.

    My quote I use to say when someone drops shit on the floor is “Oooh babo babo.”
    My quote I use to say when I see a ugly person bump right pass me is “She’s ougla!”
    My quote I use when I nee to stretch is “Come Nakita, stretch bitch”
    That’s what my people’s be laughing at the most when I do it.

  51. When I sneeze, I say shit instead of making that sneeze sound like “uh chow!!” I go “She-it!!” lol! People be laughing their ass off when I do that because I do unattentionally. I never realize that I was doing it until my friends told me about it. I still do it to this damn day; she-it! Theres a lot of silly things I said that crack people up, It’s just too many for me to explain right now.

    My quote I use to say when someone drops shit on the floor is “Oooh babo babo.”
    My quote I use to say when I see a ugly person bump right pass me is “She’s ougla!”
    My quote I use when I need to stretch is “Come Nakita, stretch bitch”
    That’s what my people’s be laughing at the most when I do it.

  52. me & my homegirls call each other (broham),,,LoL guys don’t get it…and we say (ba-dink-king-king) when sumbody is late on a funny joke…

  53. ” Fatty and skinny was in da bed, fatty poomp( fart ) and skinny dead!” I still laugh at that shit today!

  54. Forget you, Forgot you
    Never thought about you
    Give me pen and paper
    I’ll never write about you!

    all time favorite

  55. THE MAIN ONE I REMEMBER WAS BACK IN THE DAY WE USED TO SAY “PAYLESS SHOES AIN’T GOT NO GRIP, THEY MAKE U FALL DOWN ALL BUST YOUR LIP” LOL

  56. One of my good friends always greets me with “what up heffa” and she weighs more than I do. LOL

  57. Ahhh man JD I was jus talkin with a friend today about african booty scratcher! Lol but now that I think about it some more I think when we used to say shut don’t go up it closes!

  58. o yea, i remember whn me n my lil cousin was young and something went wrong she would always say “oooooooo ba baba imma tell on u”, it always cracked me up. never knew where she got that saying though. loved it

  59. i heard some1 call a white person “flat ass” that shit still cracks me up

  60. Ohhhh yea me n my cus would say to my bro “beem pole latty got my head then he got body body body body” lol iunno why but we would crack up everytime and piss him off lol

  61. I don’t have one… I feel left out lol 🙁

  62. Step on a crack and you’ll break yo momma’s back….man i use to be jump ova every crack i saw and watchin were I was walkin…lol

  63. i’m rubber your glue anything u say bounces off of me a sticks to you…hehe classic!

  64. i had a friend and she was really christian and i was
    n’t and we use to play a card game called bullshit and my sister and i never cus at that time cause we were only 12 and she was 14 and she would loe the card game she use to say” WHAT THE FUZZY” in stead of ” WHAT THE FUCK” WE USE TO LAUGH OUR HEAD OF EVERYTIME SHE SAID IT .IT WAS PRICELESS

  65. well in school we use to have a saying, if someone hang out with a person a lot, we would say ” HEY WHERE YOUR DUKE BUDDY AT”

  66. On some back wood type shit, “It smells like it gona rain”. Yo that shit use to crack me up all the time, like how do you smell rain coming; But as I’v gotting older I find my self using it alot my self 🙂

  67. true confession- I was 5yrs old and had to go to babysitter everyday n th summer. Well me n babysitter son. (3yrs older) told me his mom (the sitter) didn’t like me that’s why she gave me ” potted meat” sandwiches…I said so what I like it. He said I was sdumb and couldn’t read because I didn’t understand that all the big words of ingredients meant it was smake meat w snakeskin mashed up! I was mortified and for 6 more yrs I had to go over to be sat. I tried to explain the conspiracy to kill me to my Mom but she didn’t buy it! Now whn I c that canned meat, I secretly believe its snake meat! Damn if I could only read!!….

  68. the jokes that take forever to tell but was funny as hell, you so fat you went to kfc ordered a big bucket of chicken they gave you one and you got mad, talkin bout i meant the big bucket on top of the building, or the dirty jokes like blueberry hill: one day at school all the lil boys kept coming in late and the teacher out of curisioty asked each one where ya’ll been, every single one answered “on top of blueberry hill”. SO the techer just dismisses it as they out being kids then new girl comes into class, the teacher is like hi, how you doing whats your name, the lil girl then replies “BLUEBERRY HILL” and its a buncha stories like that, that changed a lil from hood to hood and i heard and share a bunch

  69. Whenever anybody would ask a question about something or somebody’s whereabouts, the general answer would be “UP YOUR BUTT AND AROUND THE CORNER”

    LOL!

  70. When my lil bro used to call ppl bone heads, booty heads, chickenheads (before that shit became popular, this was in the early 90’s), and the most famous: PICKLE HEAD! LMAO! I called my girl a booty head the other day and she died laughin’ on the floor!!!! 😀

  71. u got a five head…u so black u nite…u sharbu ranks ugly…talk 2 da hand…jump foggy….

  72. hit dem skins…. 🙂 …who is it..”dez nuts”……JD u got my thinkin about sum funny shit ova here…

  73. Your daddy anit no glass maker….lol…..”shittin me” is my all time fav…

  74. Haters everywhere we go

    fuck it

  75. “NO DUHH!”- LOL I caught myself sayin’ that the other week ago & was thinkin’…How old am I again. haha & Remember when u were younger and people would say something that pissed u off but you didn’t have a reply, so u would just say YOUR MAMA!
    LOL, I remember the African Booty Scratcher too 🙂

  76. that made me laugh as well, but also stuff like dump fuck, fuck pig, fuck head, shit hole, refugee, ur breath is kickin, ur ashing. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

  77. LMAO @ African Booty Scratcher!!! I haven’t heard that in years and it used to crack me up too! And I actually happened to marry an African. lol

    Anyway, when we were little and would prove somebody wrong about something, we would say “A Doy!” and pull the bottom of our eye down while saying it! lol What the hell does “A Doy” mean??? and what was the deal with the eye pulling? I have no clue until this day.

    We also used to say “Oops upside side your head” and mush someone in the head when they were wrong. lol. Kids…

  78. JD, you probably never experience this with your shoe swag always on point but we were broke and my mother use to buy those no name brand sneakers and everybody use to call them FOOTBURNERS. LOL!!!

    I miss the term Skeezers. LOL!! I miss the phrase Perpetrating and I miss when rappers use to have rhyme phrases with the year like “Ain’t No Half Steppin in 87” LOL!!! I miss the phrase “Half Steppin”. LOL!!! I use to like when niggas use to rhyme about how fresh they were but with some corny shit like:

    U’ll never catch me lookin less than fly as hell/I put on 5 gold chains just to check my mail.

    LOL!!

  79. It still cracks me up to this day to hear my mother use the word “dingleberries”. The first time she used it when I was a kid we saw a dirty dog that had poop balls attached to it’s fur and she pointed them out and yelled “Dingleberries”! It makes me laugh so hard and I have no clue why.

  80. ok so im a lil older than u all. so here goes. i was about four when my mom saw her friend at the store, the friend asked me my name. this is what i said. jane brown, ask me again ill knock you down…lol my mom knock the taste out my mouth for being disrespectful.never said that shit again!

  81. klymax200, THATS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!
    OK HERE’S MY GO @ IT…..” GET THE BIRD! “, THAT MIGHT BE LATE 70’S EARLY 80’S. OOPS DID I GIVE AWAY MY AGING MEMORIES….

  82. my moms was like, “pissy tail funky boy!” or “you think ya smellin ya funk” whenever she thought we were sassing or talking back.

  83. “mutha fuckin’-titty suckin two ball bitch LOL!

  84. Well seeing that I’m African (Nigerian), I hated when someone called me that so JD I can’t rock with that one. But I did crack up at a good crack session. It’s hilarious to hear my cousin call someone fat or a bitch in spanish. Mad funny.

  85. These are really funny but the one that somebody hit me with and it pissed me off was “You know Dwight? Dwight who? Da white around your lips!”

  86. ugh, i have no memory. one time when we was clownin on each other in the car when we was young. we use to pick random shit in the environment and be like, nigga, ya face look like a fresh bag of stepped on ruffle chips. or something like that. lol. one time my homeboy was like, ya breath smell like bolonga. he said bologna wrong. we looked at the sign outside the supermarket we were at, and we were like, you me, bologna (the proper way to say it). we was dying for days. still comes up a decade later to this day.

  87. I smoke way too much weed to even remember but I know I was just watching The Freaks Come Out At Night video JERMAINE! 🙂 lol

  88. When I was five, I did something wrong. So my parents sat me down to talk about it(after they beat me) and I said “I said it once,I’ll say it again. I’ll be glad when my real parents come to get me” I dont remember, but my mom tells the story every chance she gets

  89. Bal’ Head Schoochie Rat! I used to be dying………………

  90. Boy eat those snap beans! cause later on you’ll be, “peekin’ through the crack for those mugs when you get hungry.”

  91. (US)———Momma why don’t we have meat at dinner today?
    (MOMMA)———-Meat!? Meat!? Meet yo Jesus?

  92. So you think you can dance ha.
    Imma cut yo head out there on the floor.

  93. It kills me when folks exaggerate and gets all dramatic…. and anytime extra cussing is involved. So umm, example, “Bitch, I’ll kick you in yo forehead if you don’t sit yo got damn ass down some fucking where.” lol! I curse a lot but some shit is just ridiculous. lol!

    Nisha
    XOxo

  94. when i was little the funniest thing was when my brothers used to tickle me and be like “Say Uncle!”…good times : )

  95. It wasn’t funny to me, but my cousins would call me a member of the “itty bitty titty committee”. What was funny was the “Yo mama don’t wear no draws…” song! LTL for Life

  96. OMG my freshmen year in college (I was so wet behind the ear) there was this girl named “Noacidtal”. This is film school it’s 2 girls in the class, the guys all called her that, I did also and she would answer to it. In my defend I thought it was just a weird name cuz she was black and German and from Germany (army brat). One day I was playing with the name in my head trying to make sure I say it right. Lightbulb !! Thats why she stick my middle finger at the guys sometimes. “Noacidatal” =” No Ass At All” I laugh everytime I hear that

  97. umm nano always got me….i dunno y..like i was watchin kim possible n draken *i think* said “Nano” and i jus cldnt help it…weird i kno

  98. body odor is nasty that is why i always take a bath twice a day.-‘-

  99. body odor is nasty that is why i always take a bath twice a day.;~,

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