me & my homegirls call each other (broham),,,LoL guys don’t get it…and we say (ba-dink-king-king) when sumbody is late on a funny joke…

Forget you, Forgot you
Never thought about you
Give me pen and paper
I’ll never write about you!

all time favorite

One of my good friends always greets me with “what up heffa” and she weighs more than I do. LOL

o yea, i remember whn me n my lil cousin was young and something went wrong she would always say “oooooooo ba baba imma tell on u”, it always cracked me up. never knew where she got that saying though. loved it

Ohhhh yea me n my cus would say to my bro “beem pole latty got my head then he got body body body body” lol iunno why but we would crack up everytime and piss him off lol

Step on a crack and you’ll break yo momma’s back….man i use to be jump ova every crack i saw and watchin were I was walkin…lol

i had a friend and she was really christian and i was
n’t and we use to play a card game called bullshit and my sister and i never cus at that time cause we were only 12 and she was 14 and she would loe the card game she use to say” WHAT THE FUZZY” in stead of ” WHAT THE FUCK” WE USE TO LAUGH OUR HEAD OF EVERYTIME SHE SAID IT .IT WAS PRICELESS

On some back wood type shit, “It smells like it gona rain”. Yo that shit use to crack me up all the time, like how do you smell rain coming; But as I’v gotting older I find my self using it alot my self

the jokes that take forever to tell but was funny as hell, you so fat you went to kfc ordered a big bucket of chicken they gave you one and you got mad, talkin bout i meant the big bucket on top of the building, or the dirty jokes like blueberry hill: one day at school all the lil boys kept coming in late and the teacher out of curisioty asked each one where ya’ll been, every single one answered “on top of blueberry hill”. SO the techer just dismisses it as they out being kids then new girl comes into class, the teacher is like hi, how you doing whats your name, the lil girl then replies “BLUEBERRY HILL” and its a buncha stories like that, that changed a lil from hood to hood and i heard and share a bunch

When my lil bro used to call ppl bone heads, booty heads, chickenheads (before that shit became popular, this was in the early 90′s), and the most famous: PICKLE HEAD! LMAO! I called my girl a booty head the other day and she died laughin’ on the floor!!!!

hit dem skins…. …who is it..”dez nuts”……JD u got my thinkin about sum funny shit ova here…

Haters everywhere we go

fuck it

that made me laugh as well, but also stuff like dump fuck, fuck pig, fuck head, shit hole, refugee, ur breath is kickin, ur ashing. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

JD, you probably never experience this with your shoe swag always on point but we were broke and my mother use to buy those no name brand sneakers and everybody use to call them FOOTBURNERS. LOL!!!

I miss the term Skeezers. LOL!! I miss the phrase Perpetrating and I miss when rappers use to have rhyme phrases with the year like “Ain’t No Half Steppin in 87″ LOL!!! I miss the phrase “Half Steppin”. LOL!!! I use to like when niggas use to rhyme about how fresh they were but with some corny shit like:

U’ll never catch me lookin less than fly as hell/I put on 5 gold chains just to check my mail.

LOL!!

ok so im a lil older than u all. so here goes. i was about four when my mom saw her friend at the store, the friend asked me my name. this is what i said. jane brown, ask me again ill knock you down…lol my mom knock the taste out my mouth for being disrespectful.never said that shit again!

my moms was like, “pissy tail funky boy!” or “you think ya smellin ya funk” whenever she thought we were sassing or talking back.

Well seeing that I’m African (Nigerian), I hated when someone called me that so JD I can’t rock with that one. But I did crack up at a good crack session. It’s hilarious to hear my cousin call someone fat or a bitch in spanish. Mad funny.

ugh, i have no memory. one time when we was clownin on each other in the car when we was young. we use to pick random shit in the environment and be like, nigga, ya face look like a fresh bag of stepped on ruffle chips. or something like that. lol. one time my homeboy was like, ya breath smell like bolonga. he said bologna wrong. we looked at the sign outside the supermarket we were at, and we were like, you me, bologna (the proper way to say it). we was dying for days. still comes up a decade later to this day.

When I was five, I did something wrong. So my parents sat me down to talk about it(after they beat me) and I said “I said it once,I’ll say it again. I’ll be glad when my real parents come to get me” I dont remember, but my mom tells the story every chance she gets

Boy eat those snap beans! cause later on you’ll be, “peekin’ through the crack for those mugs when you get hungry.”

So you think you can dance ha.
Imma cut yo head out there on the floor.

when i was little the funniest thing was when my brothers used to tickle me and be like “Say Uncle!”…good times : )

OMG my freshmen year in college (I was so wet behind the ear) there was this girl named “Noacidtal”. This is film school it’s 2 girls in the class, the guys all called her that, I did also and she would answer to it. In my defend I thought it was just a weird name cuz she was black and German and from Germany (army brat). One day I was playing with the name in my head trying to make sure I say it right. Lightbulb !! Thats why she stick my middle finger at the guys sometimes. “Noacidatal” =” No Ass At All” I laugh everytime I hear that

body odor is nasty that is why i always take a bath twice a day.-’-