I was drinking Tequila Gold and I decided to walk in the room where my ninja was and I pretended I died…. So I dropped in the middle of the floor like I was dead…. My ninja was watching the game he saw me drop…. he never came over to see if I was alive….. fffffffffffffffffff him ….. that is not love…. I’m typing this right now with Tequila Gold in my body…. And if I did drop dead on the floor this ninja would of still been in the bed watching t.v. …. So I said did you not see me just die …. he was like I know your azz was just playing…. I was like what if I wasn’t playing you didn’t check my breathing or nothing….. I’m sleeping with 2 pair of pants on tonight no ooochie coochie for him……. fffffffffff my ninja he is not concerned… I need a new ninja
SL I KNOW THAT HURT UR FEELINGS..BUT THIS IS SO FUNNY!!! LOL
you my friend is hilarious
lol that was the liquor talking …. blame it on the alcohol
lol..he knew you silly butt wasnt dead…
Naw Kay I held my breath and got real stiff and everything….. but still he could of a least checked….
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Should I be mad yes or no?
So I was going to drive the other car to work, but my ninja said I’ll take you, and when I pick you up we can go to dinner. So he took me to work on my way I realized I left my phone home but I did not sweat it because I could use the company phone. So after closing I called my ninja to come get me, no answer. I walked outside stood out in the cold freezing my azz off like maybe he just a lil late. So it’s dark outside right and my manager was about to pull off then she asked me did I need a ride. I said yes because I couldn’t get in touch with my ninja. So I get home to find my ninja sleep on the bed. Now what if she had not giving me a ride, no telling what could of happen. I’m happy to be home where it is warm, but that just shows how concerned he is about me… dam ninja would of left me out in the cold….SMH
Nah I wouldn’t be mad. I’d be pissed
Ok I’m just checking because I feel some type of way about that
Right what Q said …. He should have known better and made sure he had his ass up there to get you
that’s messed up…
My elbow was cold I think I saw a snow flake fall off of it
lmao gone somewhere..little snow flake
To make matters worst he brought me a bottle of wine so I can have a glass wine and I check the fridge just now…. the ninja must have took it… it was all gone….. No unwind for me tonight….
Man I woulda flipped
I would be upset and confront to this person.
Check time, SMH wth
FACE SIT ON THAT NIGGA CHIN TILL U NUTT
That is a good ideal
maybe he was tired he do work a lot u know that
He does work a lot but he was smelling like the wine he was suppose to have for me when I got off work… and it was all gone….. but I didn’t yell at him or nothing, I guess I should be mad but I was to happy yesterday so I wasn’t letting him spoil my mood… but it did make me feel like dam he was not to concerned about me…. I just took a mental note on it… he was apologetic so he straight… that grants me a get out of shit free card… next time he get mad at anything I do, I’m bringing up remember you didn’t pick me up from work…. yep exactly I didn’t get mad or nothing so man up…
i feel u
Yes, you have the right to be mad at him and confront him about it.
I have a new boyfriend…I’m scared
no. girls just have multiple dudes now. somebody’s gotta have the title lol
so whats your solution when u face lonliness. every girl wants some body heat err now and then. why not jd’s solution?
I’m engaged now…yaaaayyy
Well looked how that went lol
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