I FEEL LIKE DOING THIS EVERY OTHER DAY
Admiral Motti thought he knew what he was dealing with. His boss, imperial honcho Grand Moff Tarkin, had this right-hand man, Darth Vader, who got to do whatever he wanted whenever he wanted and was just way impressed with himself. Meanwhile, Motti, a good, hardworking soldier, spent a whole decade wrangling the logistical nightmare of constructing a battle station the size of a freaking moon, Here’s where Motti went wrong: He thought calling his coworker a douchebag was a reasonable bit of workplace mockery. It never occurred to him that being maybe choked to death right there on the spot was even within the realm of possibility. So gauge your opponents correctly. Ho
Wayne Powell
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