David Guetta, forced to flee the stage in embarrassment

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At a recent show in Paris the pop star, David Guetta, was forced to flee the stage in embarrassment when at the start of his show he hit the play button on the wrong track.

Instead of hearing Guetta’s usual pop-house hits, fans were inadvertently treated to a personal self help CD that had been prescribed to Guetta for treatment of crippling chorophobia – the irrational fear of dancing.

Guetta took to Twitter to release the following statement: “To all my fans, I’m sorry that you had to find out that I have been pre-recording sets and not playing live.”

“Please understand that this is not due to lack of talent or laziness but because of this crippling phobia, for which I am seeking professional help, as was heard when I accidentally hit play on my coping CD.”

The EDM star claimed that the condition developed in childhood following a dancing accident at a school talent show which left the performer “acutely embarrassed” and a “confirmed bed wetter.”

The pop star went on to further say that ordinarily he doesn’t “even look at the crowd. I’ll just twiddle some knobs on the mixing desk thingy. When I do have to look up to the crowd I’ll close my eyes as if enjoying myself, or I’ll let my golden locks dangle in front of my eyes so I don’t see people dancing.”

“Ironically with no-one dancing it probably would have been one of my shows that I would have actually enjoyed.”

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  1. @JD That story was fake. It even sounds fake when you’re reading it. How are you going to be a DJ for 20 years and be afraid of dancing? C’mon JD, you should have knew better posting this man.

  2. Sorry, but that story is 100% true! How much of the EDM industry do you know Debonair?

    It’s been wide reported for some time now that DJ’s like “DG” (and throw in Swedish House Mafia) are actually FAKE DJ’s that don’t play live music or “Spin” using DJ equipment – it’s all programmed mixes using samplers an MIDI via computers… as far as the article say you has a fear of dancing well, again, how much about the EDM industry do you know?

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